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  1. Coldzone

From the recording Coldzone

Lyrics

Well I'm going to get a twenty-pack of Cariboo
I'd like to get a fifteen of Labatt Blue too
Buddy wants a sixer of Kootenay
And a two-six small batch CC ought to do me

Take me to the Coldzone
I don't care
Take me to the Coldzone
Get me there
Take me to the Coldzone
I don't mind

Take me to the Coldzone
Get me there
Gotta find the cheapest beer
Lowest price per millilitre
Coldzone

Well there's too much Goddamn cider in the Coldzone
We get it man
We know it's BC homegrown
It's taking up prime real estate for cold brews
And I'm running late
So Lucky will have to do

Take me to the Coldzone
I don't care
Take me to the Coldzone
Get me there
Take me to the Coldzone
I don't mind

Take me to the Coldzone
Get me there
Gotta find the cheapest beer
Lowest price per millilitre
Coldzone

Well I had just gotten off work and I was feeling mighty thirsty
I figured another sixer couldn't be the worst for me
So I scraped up my loose change
And I got in my rusty car
I headed to the Coldzone
Thank God it's not that far
So I grab a pack of Bowen
And the cashier stares at me
He says "Son, you're gonna have to show me two pieces of ID"
So I pulled out my wallet
And I found my driver's license
I turned out all my pockets
But the second piece was hiding
I looked up at the clock
It read eight fifty-seven
I only had three minutes left in
Coldzone heaven
But "Rules is rules" he said
And I knew he wasn't wrong
I left those cold ones on the counter and went home
And I wrote this song

Coldzone
I don't care
Take me to the Coldzone
Get me there
Take me to the Coldzone
I don't mind

Take me to the Coldzone
Get me there
Gotta find the cheapest beer
Lowest price per millilitre
Coldzone
Coldzone
Coldzone